So it's Christmas Eve and the "January sales" have started. I'm currently poring over the Irregular Choice website picking all the shoes and bags I'd buy if money were no object. Actually I could probably afford one pair of them, and then no food or nights out. Kidding. But really seriously, there's a lot of nice shoes with money off, and even though they're not the biggest savings in the world, it's not like your usual sale where there's 60% off but it's stuff you'd never buy anyway! There's a good 20% here and there (which makes a nice difference on a one hundred pound pair of boots).
So Santa, for Christmas I'd like a pair of 'Power Struggle' in black, size 6; a pair of 'No Place Like Home', again, black, size 6; the Robot Laptop bag (I know it's not in the sale Santa but I thought I'd throw it out there), and one Bookworm bag, either colour is fine, and that's a nice and cheap one too.
That, on top of my seven-digit balance in my bank account, my new lungs, my size 8 figure, and my degree finished, is all I want for Christmas. Which, when you think about it, isn't really that much to ask for, I mean that kid in A Miracle of 34th Street got a house and a family and a brother. I know she went on to have a pretty hard time with Miss Trunchbull and all that but Miss Honey totally made up for all that. So the house kind of throws the balance all over again. I think I'm owed one, Santa.